About Your Wife

Your wife is greedy and/or easily manipulated, viewer. Truth be told, she is one step above a prostitute, and you are merely haggling on price.

Let's face it, moderately affluent male, avarice is a much more firm foundation for your relationship than your somewhat weak personality. If you do not remind her frequently and obviously of your material assets, she may run off with someone with a flashier car.

The jewelry industry has been quite aggressive in its holiday advertising push this year, I think.